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Helen RowlandA Guide to Men (February 9, 2010)

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LibriVox recording of A Guide to Men: Being Encore Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, by Helen Rowland. Read by Cori Samuel.

A series of occasionally witty one-liners, poems and considerations on the subject of Men, Women and their Conjunction. By turns tender, bland, sexist (in both directions!) and funny. Summary by Cori Samuel.

From the text:
A man is like a park squirrel; if you fling your favors or your charms at his head he will never come up and eat out of your hand.

Even Satan could find a woman to call him "Dearie," if he would simply tell her that all he needed was "a beautiful woman's uplifting influence."

Every bride fancies that she married the original "cave-man" until she tries to persuade him to go out and argue with the furniture-movers.



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This audio is part of the collection: The LibriVox Free Audiobook Collection
It also belongs to collections: Audio Books & Poetry; Community Audio

Artist/Composer: Helen Rowland
Date: 2010-02-09
Source: Librivox recording of a public-domain text
Keywords: Humor; romance; relationships; Librivox; audiobook

Creative Commons license: Public Domain


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01 - Foreword. Overture (Prelude, Refrain) 4.9 MB
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02 - Bachelors (First Interlude) 9.5 MB
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03 - True Love--How to know it (Variations) 5.9 MB
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04 - Blondes (Cymbals and Kettle-drums) 7.5 MB
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05 - What Every Woman Wonders (Second Interlude) 10.6 MB
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06 - Brides (Syncopations) 8.2 MB
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07 - Divorces (Third Interlude) 6.5 MB
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08 - Widows (Improvisations) 6.9 MB
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09 - Widowers (Fourth Interlude) 7.5 MB
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10 - Second Marriages (Intermezzo) 7.4 MB
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11 - Woman and Her Infinite Variety 4.6 MB
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12 - Maxims of Cleopatra (Finale) 6.9 MB
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